Today is Primary Election Day in the great state of Kentucky, my home. Too bad that, as a registered independent, I don't get to vote (In Kentucky, voters can only vote in primary elections in which candidates from the party in which the voter is registered are running).
That doesn't mean I don't get to poke fun at Mitch McConnell (current Senate Minority Leader and Galapagos tortoise) and Matt Bevin (Lousville Tea Partier who stands a snowball's chance against Mitch).
I mean, really: is this the best my great state has to offer?
Please don't turn this blog into a sounding board for your own political beliefs. You can make your own blog for that.
The inspiration for this was the Matt Bevin billboard I pass every day on the way to work. For a split second, I always think it says "Matt Bevis", which might have greatly increased his chances of winning had that actually been his real name.